bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
this post got better
at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut
you don’t know pain until you love a character who’s not a series regular
I’ve seen at least ten versions of this post and they all had different gifs of misha collins as castiel.
I think the fandom is trying to say something.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
Imagine being the recipient of one of Thorin’s rare smiles when you and Fili nervously ask him for his blessing
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